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Post by wyvernxk7 on Sept 23, 2008 20:57:42 GMT -8
Yeah...I figured that much, too...
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Sept 25, 2008 4:47:58 GMT -8
Even I'm willing to concede to that notion. Auron IS pretty awesome.
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Post by nobodyspecial on Sept 25, 2008 15:29:55 GMT -8
Yeah I don't think anyone here disagrees that Auron is to an extent of awesomeness in which he could do the fore mentioned event, but there's also to consider that as awesome as he in fact is, the overall awesomeness of the site would increase through the implementation of randomly generated pictures of assorted paramount figures existing within the Final Fantasy franchise, so therefore the following question must be proposed; How to increase the site's overall level of awesomeness through the previously discussed method without undermining Auron's own awesomeness.
There are several possible answers to this question and such answers may be to superimpose a part of Auron over each of the other paramount final fantasy figures, however this suggestion is just plain silly and would never fly as dividing Auron into pieces would be destroying his image, and in that sense destroying a materpiece of God, or Square Soft in this particular case. It would also ruin the less of ingenious and yet still supreme in their awesomeness characters of the Final Fantasy franchise to be implemented in such a databank used to randomly generate said characters.
Another answer to such a teaming problem is keep one small corner of the alloted image space on the home page of the Goat Pen a picture of Auron in all his awesomeness and the rest of the space occupied by other such figures of ultimate awesomeness. However this too poses a problem because a small Auron, though still devastatingly powerful enough to destroy the world, is significantly less awesome, Auron is powerful, mighty and awesome and deserves a space of a minimum of 478 x 247 pixels, the current pixel standard in which his picture currently occupies.
The next and perhaps most usable solution is, though still an incomplete and partial idea not yet workable into a more perfect flawless and efficient design is as thus. Auron in the very center of the space alloted for such an image and all about him in the background are randomly generated graphics of the previously mentioned a variety of times the paramount figures so immortalized by the late Square Soft and now current Square Enix. This would bring to an effect the awesomeness of the other dominantly awesome protagonists and antagonists in a way that they so deserve, and in addition this immortalizes Auron and his overwhelming gauge of awesomeness in that he would be the largest in the picture and the other ultimate heroes and villains would be portrayed as being lesser and inferior (as they so are) in direct contrast and comparison to the god that is Auron. To make such a reality one would take a pool of graphics displaying and portraying the other 'to the effect of omega'ly awesome figures that consists of some 100s or more and to take a Picture of Auron, the currently posted item would work just fine, and modify and save over 10 variations in which 8-12 other characters would so appear in a random fashion sprawled about Auron, they would be all different and varying pictures for each image and thus you have a randomly generated front page image displaying Auron and several others, only Auron staying the same each time the page was loaded or refreshed up until the point in which the original image was randomly cycled back into existence. This compromise works most effectly in benefit to Auron and the site, the other such characters of awesomeness would true, be minimalized and made foolish in their being smaller and inferior to Auron and the very idea they would so be compared to Auron is laughable but cannot be helped as this is the most effective method of thus improving the awesomeness of the front page of the Goat Pen.
Or randomly recycled images not always being Auron would work too, I really don't care.
And don't even bother asking what the point of this whole post was, why I was so overly technical and why I was restating things several things over and over and using a very confusing writing style, I merely felt like it. So long as I got a hint of a laugh or of frustration out of this being read I can say I was successful. It did kill a good amount of time after all. And by the way, I already know they are all bad suggestions, I wouldn't have posted them if they weren't laughably bad.
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Post by Fleck on Sept 25, 2008 16:38:55 GMT -8
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VOTE OBAMA!
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Post by nobodyspecial on Sept 25, 2008 21:09:24 GMT -8
WHOO OBAMA!
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Sept 26, 2008 4:50:12 GMT -8
Nice post, NS!
OBAMA YAY!
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Post by Bob on Sept 26, 2008 21:02:51 GMT -8
Hey ya'll! Glad to hear you like the new layout. Wyvern, I'm actually very fond of the teeth thing, so that will stay, though the random pictures idea is intriguing. I might look into it someday soon.
If ya'll hadn't read, then I'm going to be scarce online for a while since I'm moving back home and have a lot to do. But you guys should all get caught up and havin' fun with Mallboro, cuz if you hadn't noticed yet.... WE HAVE NEW PLAYERS. Amy is to thank for at least one of them... Is Amy to thank for both of them? Either way, yay Amy and yay new people!
Also: Obama ftw!
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Post by nobodyspecial on Sept 26, 2008 22:17:19 GMT -8
new players...? oooooo sweet, go Amy!
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Sept 29, 2008 4:42:51 GMT -8
You're quite welcome, guys! I hope we can all get along.
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Post by Bob on Oct 7, 2008 23:26:02 GMT -8
Wyvern, you should totally come back to Mallboro. Come play with us..... You know you want to..... There's a creepy-fun Mallboro Update this week..... Posting doesn't take too long to do.... *nudge nudge*
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Post by wyvernxk7 on Oct 8, 2008 12:17:03 GMT -8
Well, as I write this, I'm experiencing my first free minutes since sometime Sunday, a day defined by how little of it I can remember (I wrote a paper, I think?). So essentially, in the last 48 hours, my only free time was a little eating and a less-than needed quantity of sleeping. All this, and I didn't do almost any homework in the last two days (because I had literally no time to...). This is how every monday and tuesday have shaped out to be. The rest of my week consists of me trying to make up for lost time. It's a vicious cycle. I'll do what I can...
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Post by wyvernxk7 on Oct 8, 2008 12:18:40 GMT -8
You are catching up to me on posts though... how alarming.
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Post by nobodyspecial on Oct 8, 2008 17:21:36 GMT -8
Oh yeah that isn't accurate, I haven't updated the post recordings in a long time, been too busy and preocupied EDIT: yeah its as of 9/5/08, so its over a month old and out of date, so I wouldn't rely on that too much
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Post by wyvernxk7 on Oct 8, 2008 17:37:51 GMT -8
Um...I meant TGPForum posts...
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Post by nobodyspecial on Oct 9, 2008 10:16:14 GMT -8
Oh haha my bad
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