Final Fantasy Quotes You Should Never Say in Bed

[agent0042]

It's been so quiet and boring here lately. I saw this on GameFAQs and I thought it might be fun to try it here. Like with the thread there, you don't really need to post any context or even who says the quote, but it might be good to post which game the quotes are from.

I'll start us out:


Final Fantasy VII

• "You dried up old geez. You tired?
• "You know what's going to happen? The plate'll go PING and everything's gonna go BAMMM!!"
• "...you're not supposed to ask about the past here..."
• "I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul."
• "When it all comes down it to it, this world's about money and material things!"

Final Fantasy VIII

• "Standby... how boring..."
• "This is an order. An order from your client!"
• "Just for that, you're gettin' the Cuchi-Cuchi treatment!"
• "I care just like everybody else. It's just that there are too many things that can't be helped. So why bother talking about everything."
• "Let us end this ceremony with a sacrifice."

Final Fantasy IX

• "Ooh, soft!"
• "Well... I sort of got stuck with the leftovers..."
• "Fly home to your mother, little canary. I, too, will welcome you home with open arms."
• "He was a hopeless narcissist, but at least he wasn't a skirt-chaser, like you."

Final Fantasy X

• "Please! Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it!"
• "Wanna scream?"
• "No one else can do it. I'm the best!"
• "You're outta your league!"
• "She's worse than the storm."

Final Fantasy X-2

• "She fell asleep! I'm that good?"
• "This is a covert operation! Over and out!"
• "I'm the leader. Me!"
• "Bits and pieces of her memories keep pouring in. It's like I can feel what she was feeling!"
• "How can there be a show when the first show made the next show a no-show?"

Final Fantasy XII

• "I see it is true after all. Ah, stunning is Dalmasca's desert bloom."
• "I'm Captain Bosch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!"
• "It has been roused. It fears the sword."
• "Don't give your heart to a stone. You're too strong for that, Princess."

Final Fantasy XIII

• "You want quiet, you better take the next train."
• "Salvation is born of sacrifice, miracles of misery."
• "All this dampness is damp."
• "Code Purple! I repeat: Code Purple!"

Final Fantasy XIII-2

• "If you change the future, you change the past."
• "Forgotten time, be reborn!
• "No one needs ten years worth of toilet paper, kupo! No one!"
• "The future. I can no longer see it."
• "I-mean-he's-my-hero-oh-and-I-know-you're-thinking-no-one's perfect-I-
  know-he-has-his-flaws-and-sometimes-he-makes-me-so-mad-but-I-love-that-
  about-him-too-no-other-guy... can-compare-to-my-hero."

[wyvernxk7]

"One of these days I'm gonna tell ya 'bout my ROMANTIC dream!"

[agent0042]

"Even the moon'd get tired waitin' around for your ass!"

"You're so damn boring."

"I'm in a bad mood right now! If there is nothing in particular, I order you to leave immediately!"

"There are some things in life you just do."