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Post by countlieberkuhn on Sept 7, 2011 23:08:50 GMT -8
This is why I haven't done my own AFFR or SSH version. I'm crap at planning, and I've never watched any reality TV shows Plus, the only game that I feel I know really well as an entire series besides FF is Metal Gear Solid, and I'm not gonna begin trying to try and script all the over-extravagant plot twists and character motivations for that in a way that does justice to the originals
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Post by Fleck on Sept 8, 2011 9:45:46 GMT -8
You can do it! Big Metal Gear Solid Brother! Snake sneaks around to avoid the cameras, throwing chaff grenades, and Otacon tries to hit on Sniper Wolf!
Metal Gear Solid's Got Talent! "I'm Snake... and I hide in boxes." X BUZZZZ X BUZZZZ X BUZZZZ
Metal Gear Solid Idol! SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE! Simon Cowell: "I'm sorry... was that even a song?"
Metal Gear Solid Top Chef! "Today's challenge: to make a meal for six using only things you find in the jungle and a knife! And make sure you don't alert any guards either!"
POSSIBILITIES. ARE. ENDLESS.
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Post by Bob on Sept 8, 2011 17:05:57 GMT -8
AGREED! ENDLESS!
Also: Those were all awesome.
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Sept 8, 2011 19:54:34 GMT -8
Otacon hits on EVERYBODY. Including his stepsister. They also have a habit of dying shortly after he shows affection for them. This actually has a 100% success rate - if Otacon falls for you, you won't see tomorrow, guaranteed. I'd run out of contestants pretty quick
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Post by Fleck on Sept 8, 2011 20:20:48 GMT -8
Hey, Otacon's stepmother totally came on to him first. That one doesn't count.
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Sept 9, 2011 10:17:14 GMT -8
But she's still alive as far as I know - it's only people he comes onto that die He's definitely a player though. It's like that song Stacy's Mom, only there's an extra verse where he waits for Stacy to become legal and starts going for her too.
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Post by Fleck on Sept 9, 2011 11:30:11 GMT -8
Stacy can't you see What's better than two is three I know it might be wrong But I want a three-way with your mom
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Post by Fleck on Sept 11, 2011 22:24:47 GMT -8
Hey, I have a fan in Russia! Blogger tells me I've been getting fairly regular views from someone in Russia.
Oh no.... I'M A COMMUNIST! *sobs*
Wait... they have a president now, don't they? So they're a democracy? I don't know. Like I know anything about countries that don't start with "A" and rhyme with "Erica."
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Post by Bob on Sept 12, 2011 16:09:33 GMT -8
That's because you're Arican. Schools in Arica don't teach anything except Arican history. It sucks. I hate talking to foreigners *cough Count* because they know some stuff about Arica, but I don't know crap about their country except our country once hated theirs. I don't even CARE about the missions or any of that crap we learn about Arican history, so why learn it? Let's learn about other countries!
Anyway, go Fleck! Stick that pushpin in your map! Some countries down, lots more to go!
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Post by Fleck on Sept 12, 2011 16:32:16 GMT -8
A-RI-CA! A-RI-CA! A-RI-CA!
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Post by Fleck on Sept 12, 2011 21:19:25 GMT -8
I added a flower to the banner for Dark Sarcasm. I've edited it to the point where it's barely recognizable as a flower, but I was bored and I thought I'd add a bit of color to the top of my site. I don't want to create an actual poll, but I'll have a super-duper unofficial poll right here!
Opinion of the flower on my site?
1: It's okay, yo. 2: It's distracting. 3: It's a flower and flowers are gay so now your site is gay. 4: Wait, that's a flower?
These are the only acceptable answers to this poll.
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Sept 13, 2011 1:36:09 GMT -8
It's okay, yo.
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Post by Bob on Sept 13, 2011 19:13:20 GMT -8
Indeed. #1. But flowers ARE gay. This one time, a flower had sex with another flower in the butt. Proof of gay flowers.
My screen is pretty dark, so I barely notice it. I mean, I see that it's there, but it's not like you have some gigantic daisy on your site.
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Post by Fleck on Sept 13, 2011 20:02:48 GMT -8
Okay, cool. I wasn't sure about it at first, but I'm starting to like to more and more as I go through and look at it again.
SSH News: There WILL be a double-update again this week. Prepare yourselves for Episode 6, Parts 1 and 2! You should already know by now what I want you to do with your butts.
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Post by Bob on Sept 13, 2011 20:06:08 GMT -8
Smoke 'em!
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