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Post by countlieberkuhn on Jul 30, 2010 3:49:45 GMT -8
Juice, you just missed the best bit! About a minute after sexual intercourse in the forbidden forest, Dumbledore finds them. His reaction? "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?" Totally in-character! Did you watch parts 2-4 as well Fleck? I did. I have extreme tolerance for stupidity apparently
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Post by Fleck on Jul 30, 2010 8:58:56 GMT -8
I couldn't find the links to 2-4 because I was distracted by my own agony. I'm feeling better now, so I'll check them out eventually.
I love how EVERY chapter begins with "STOP FLAMING, YOU PREPS!" And I love the guy's tortured attempts to pronounce her horrible spelling. And the subtitle comments got funnier and funnier.
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Post by Juice1300 on Jul 30, 2010 9:45:05 GMT -8
Juice, you just missed the best bit! About a minute after sexual intercourse in the forbidden forest, Dumbledore finds them. His reaction? "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?" Totally in-character! Hehe, yeah actually I sorta caught that one. My girlfriend listened to the whole dang thing on her end of the computer and kept quoting all the highlights to me after I told her I had already given up xD Maybe some day I'll bring myself to listen to the whole thing.
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Post by Juice1300 on Jul 30, 2010 9:52:01 GMT -8
The latest update I heard was that Darth Vader shows up. Darth. Vader. Okay, kinda makes me want to try listening through again, just so I can see how she managed to somehow write DV in to that story xD I'm sure it was horrible either way. I wouldn't be surprised if it was something along the lines of: "And then he pulled down his pants and revaled his boy thingie to me, and I pulled down my black fishnet stockings and black goth underwaer that I had boughten from Spence gifts in the mall and just before we were about to do it together Darth Vader beamed down to earth and said 'how dare you!..... without inviting me. Mind if I join in?' and he pulled out his boy thingie to and we all 3 of us did it."
Okay, now I HAVE to listen to the whole thing xD
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Jul 30, 2010 9:57:16 GMT -8
It's worth the effort, Juice, for when you meet people who are really like this. Fanfiction theater is the best, though I found this godawful Twilight one...it killed me.
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Post by Bob on Jul 30, 2010 12:41:57 GMT -8
I finished Part I and my favorite parts were the author's notes before each chapter. All the "stop flaming" and (my favorite) "I won't post the next one unless I get five/ten good reviews" (or god revows).
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Jul 30, 2010 16:30:59 GMT -8
It's worth the effort, Juice, for when you meet people who are really like this. Fanfiction theater is the best, though I found this godawful Twilight one...it killed me. You mean Twilight wasn't itself a bad fanfic that somehow got itself published? D: And yeah, those authors notes are great. The best bit's when she starts slagging off her friend (forget her name) for being a bitch or something, then about 3 chapters later they're best buddies again
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Jul 30, 2010 19:14:50 GMT -8
You mean Twilight wasn't itself a bad fanfic that somehow got itself published? D: It's a fanfic of itself, pretty much...but he, I'm sure we could all complain endlessly about Twilight. I sustain that Twilight fanfics are that much worse because they are fanfics of a fanfic.
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Post by seflask on Jul 30, 2010 20:11:18 GMT -8
I'm listening to Part One right now... It makes the writing of the last 15 months of World Championship Wrestling sound intelligent.
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Jul 31, 2010 4:43:54 GMT -8
thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatreHere's a link to all his readings. Some of them are plain stupid, but the majority of them are just unpleasant, often covering some very strange sexual fetishes, all while he reads in an unneringly passive tone of voice. I find it funny at least There's also a post-FF7 fanfic in there, called 'Cloud Mows the Lawn'. On the upside, it's actually hilarious to listen to if you can get past the unpleasantness On the downside, it is the only one of them I've seen so far that is a more disgusting fanfic than 'root her'... and 'root her' is a Jurassic Park fanfic about a man 'breaking in' an unruly raptor. God bless the fanfic community. I apologise for unleashing unpleasantness onto the realms of the goat pen, but lets hope some of you share my warped sense of humour, eh? XD I'm pretty sure Bob does, if his re-imagining of the Gold Saucer amusement park in BS is anything to go by
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Jul 31, 2010 8:44:20 GMT -8
I dunno. I'm socially three people away from the maniac who wrote a Sephiroth/Cactuar fic. There are worse things than raptor rape.
But yeah, it's all funny!
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Jul 31, 2010 13:04:43 GMT -8
Ouch! Though I must admit I'm intrigued, if only to see how he explained the physical logistics of it all
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Post by Fleck on Jul 31, 2010 15:49:03 GMT -8
The logistics of it are easy! Look at a cactuar, at that wide, gaping mouth....always open... always willing. It's practically begging for it! And I'm sure Seph can find a way to keep it from escaping and/or needling him, and from there it's a no-brainer.
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Post by countlieberkuhn on Jul 31, 2010 16:52:02 GMT -8
Oh yeah, gaping mouth. Oral completely slipped my mind! D:
I fail as a man.
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Post by bloodfestbutterfly on Jul 31, 2010 20:52:14 GMT -8
But you're a straight man! I'm a pervy lady! Why didn't I think of that?! Aw man...and now creative use of Barrier makes it all the worse...D;
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